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Ask Ceil – Briefly, Potatoes

Dear Ceil, I don’t understand what all the fuss is about with Twitter. Why would one choose to restrict one’s expression so severely? One-hundred and forty characters isn’t enough to really say...

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Ask Ceil – @MindControl

Dear Ceil, Why does my brain never seem to be playing for my team, and if it isn’t playing for my team, then whose team is it playing for? And can I charge them rent? Nervous in New York Dear Nervous,...

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Facebook and Twitter don’t care that you’re boring, but your status updates...

Lyndon Keane is in pain. Moments of profound clarity can come in the oddest ways and at the most inopportune times. Mine came after inadvertently squirting lime juice into my eye while trying to shove...

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The Final Check-In

Social media has changed how we communicate, but it’s also redefined the who and why. Inane 140-character bursts to swarms of strangers have replaced actual correspondence. Instead of just going...

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Traveling Down the River

They called to us from the shore. We cruised through the Amazon in a large houseboat and watched and waved from the top deck. The villagers ran barefooted down the shore, holding up a frisbee. Our boat...

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Ask Ceil – Follow You, Follow Me

Dear Ceil, I wish there was a way to get 4000 new Twitter followers overnight. What could we possibly do? Signed, A Huge Telecommunications Company Dear Company, First, let me ask: Are you sure you’re...

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Ask Ceil – It Was A Bad Week

Today’s Ask Ceil has been pre-empted by an essay by Ceil. My college roommate and I used to have a saying: “Everything is funny. You just have to look at it in the right way.” So true. But I have to...

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